Källa

"Hate Jacob as much as I do? Well then, this list is one for you.

10 Reasons Why I hate Jacob Black

1. He walks around with no shirt on. No, Jacob, you AREN'T too sexy for your shirt. You burn my eyes. Put some clothes on. Geez.

2. He pretends to kill himself just to get kissed. How sick is that? It's just like telling a girl you have cancer to get her in bed.

3. He falls in love with a girl, like, 5 minutes after she's born. Pedophile, much?

4. He was, at first, in love with that girl's mom, who will one day be his mother-in-law, who he has kissed… ew. That's just screwed up.

5. He is mean to kids. Do you see how he treats Seth? And what about Renesmee before she was born! It was just cruel!

6. He isn't as caring as Edward is. When Bella trips or falls, Edward catches her. Jacob laughs.

7. He can't keep a secret. He told the biggest one the first time he met a girl, and just because she was flirting! That's just pathetic.

8. He's too warm. He didn't cause global warming. He IS global warming. (This one is dedicated to my friend Imani)

9. He has an over-inflated ego. He just ASSUMES Bella wants him to kiss her. God. He just assumes way too much.

10. He's not Edward. 'Nuff said."


kan inte sluta skratta! Jag är Team Eddie All the way, själv så har jag aldrig riktigt fattat hur man kan vara team jacob, jag har försökt, men det går inte. Ledsen till alla, men jag är ärlig.

No offence team Jacobs!